Finding my waist; through exercise?

MaMa is telling me to go find my waist; AGAIN!!! Ok, I must say; I am getting a little more chubby by the day. But then again, it is NOT my fault!!!

MaMa try to bring me to the park almost every day for some exercise. She also tries to get me to the beach once a month for a swim. Along with my friends we have lotsa fun goofing around. Lets put it this way, Joey's MaMa & mine are dead serious when it comes to our swimming sessions. They put life vest on us, to make us look cool I guess.

Now U see, what else can it be?! We are born swimmers afterall.

Alright, I may have some problem the first few times but trust me; practise makes perfect.

Well, with all the swimming, U would think I'll get to keep my waistline no problem; but...

I just can't resist the temptation...

Fashion Show Audition...

Its been quite some time since I updated my blog. I just can't seem to get around to doing it cos its been a depressing week. I shouldn't be posting about depression, should I???!!! The rain, MaMa & PaPa work late, Not enuf treats... blah blah blah... Oops, just as I say I shouldn't... K, back to the topic of the day...

MaMa & PaPa brought me for a "fashion show audition" this morning. Apparently there is gonna be some "event" nearer to CNY; where they require some 12 dogs of different breeds & sizes to prance around in some costume.

So, after a quick shower & brushing, we set off for the audition...


When we got to the place, there were already a few dogs waiting around. PaPa went to snap a few pictures of the other "contenders"...





K, now, I'll just have to patiently wait for the results. I really don't know if I want to be shortlisted. If I am, there will sure to be yummy treats as rewards but then again I'll have to work my a** off for it... Now, do I really want to do it???

what should I do...

Now, just as MaMa is about to bring me to the park, it started raining... D***, talk about being unlucky... So, what should I do, now that I've eaten my dinner; showered & chased my siblings around...

Let me talk a little about the friends I meet at the park "daily".

First off, Joey & Jack...

On the left is Joey, he is a ball fanatic. I dono what's with the ball other than its good to chew. He brings it back to his master everytime. I just don't get it. On the right is Jack. He is the cool one. Everytime he will choose a "clean" spot in the park, sit around & watch the world go round him. He has no tolerance for big dogs esp Husky. He will "snap"... hahaha The way he snap is funny cos he doesn't even touch them...

Next, is Herbie... I like him very much cos he will play with me & let me bully him.

K, he is a very cute GR. He is just as greedy as me, if not more... He has a fantastic sense of smell. He can detect food from miles away... I like to play rough with him although I think his master is not very keen to let me do that. I try my luck till someone screams...

Then there is also Scuba, a miniature bull. Love machine I tell ya... The husky on the right is Rafv, he looks tough but... hehehe...

Scuba is a lucky dog. He gets Ox tail for his meal quite often I heard. I only had it once in my life. Food is number 1 for me so I'm always comparing. He also love to jump at plastic bags tied on branches. He goes absolutely insane when he sees one... K, back to Rafv. He is afraid to be alone at home!!! hehehe... Ok, lets not laugh at him. He just needs alot of love that's why he need human companionship all the time.

I also like to play with Tommy though he doesn't really like me...

K, here we are fighting over a ball. He won't give in to me!!! Why won't he just give in to me?! I got my revenge the other time. He got into a fight & I went to nip at him from behind... Ya, I know, its not very right since he is still my friend afterall but he wasn't friendly to me first!!!

Now, there are many others but I don't have their pictures on file so I can't share with you...

Ok, after all that's been said, I must say I won't be who I am without all these friends... (other than my family , of cos)

So bored...

K... MaMa brought me to the park at about 6.15pm and just as I was having fun playing chase, she say we have to go home. I don't understand. I didn't do anything wrong???!!!

After we got home, I was served my dinner. Yum... tender beef cubes...

Before long, the Big Boss arrived. I barked at him just to make sure he knows this is my place...

I don't understand a thing they say but they sure talk for a long time. I'm so super bored. No park, no throwing ball, just walking around aimlessly trying to keep busy. Thank goodness MaMa notice it & gave me some dried lungs, not after she put it into my kong toy. She say I have to work for it! sh**

Confusion...

Woke up this morning & something strange happen. My 3 siblings took turn in the shower room. Shower time???!!! I thought I'm the one who gets showered at least twice a week but Y them? They only get it when MaMa feels they need one, which is a long time...

I think it must be the "BIG BOSS"... I heard MaMa telling PaPa that tmr is her BIG BOSS' BD so lets invite him to our house for dinner.

I very stress the whole day leh... Trying to disturb my siblings (cos they look so pathetic... hiak hiak hiak) at the same time trying to hide from MaMa. I hate shower, remember?!

Ooh, I think I can smell the marinated beef... Let me go check it out first... Will update with the latest.

Oh, BTW, MaMa bot very nice flowers for the house too. I can't get to it cos its on the dinning table... Da**....K, later aligator

Lightning & Thunder

K, I just finish the treats that my MaMa leave behind before she leaves. Not much variety, especially cos she didn't put in my fav dried lungs & liver treats. Just some plain cookies & trying to con me by putting my kibbles in the kong too... Whatever, I'm a vacumn cleaner anyways so anything goes...

Now, back to the title for today... Lightning & Thunder...

At 5am this morning, I saw a very bright light flash across the sky then followed by a loud thunder. The whole family was woken up by it (except PaPa)... MaMa quickly went to close all the windows and I started barking back at the thunder. The heavy downpour really makes me feel so down. What if it doesn't stop & I can't go to park this evening? Hate it...

Raining = No Park

The above equation is lethal. Its worse than algebra. What should I do this evening?

After my dinner, MaMa will want to throw the red spiky ball & expect me to fetch it back... One word, BORING... Ya know, fetching is really not my kinda thing. I like to take it & chew it into pieces, of cos ingesting it after that. Now, that is what I call fun. I must admit though that each time I do it, not only MaMa will get angry, I end up with constipation. Its quite difficult to "drop it off" if you know what I mean...



PaPa will always ask MaMa :"What is this red thing on the papers?" (the papers is my toilet) MaMa's standard reply :"The red ball la, what else?! That stupid dog!" For some reason, PaPa will break into chuckles saying :"So cute." Now, is he saying the red s*** is cute, or my chewing the ball is cute, or I'm just simply cute? I think it must be the last.

K, I think MaMa will be home soon. Let me go get ready to greet her...

Yuan Xiao Bai

As above, direct translation = Round Small White...

Arrrggg... That's what my MaMa keeps calling me these days... Here's the thing, she is the one who decides what & how much I eat each meal. So why is she putting the blame on me???!!! Or rather, why does she have to embarrass me like that in public???!!!

Thank goodness Scuba's Aunty, Meenu's Ma & Rafv's Ma think I'm ok. Not fat fat, infact, very cute. So what's wrong with MaMa's judgement???

Just when I was feeling good, Herbie's Ma told MaMa that I do look a little "round" from the rear view. &@#*... I think Herbie's Ma is angry cos I bully Herbie; so she's trying to hurt my feelings... So sad...


Look at this picture, how can one say I'm "yuan"???

Its just another manic Mon

After a not so fantastic weekend (except the bountiful treats), it is Monday AGAIN. PaPa & MaMa left for work, leaving behind some treats in some kong toys. One would think I should be in cloud nine but... %&@#, most of the treats are too big for the kong!!! No matter how I try, I just can't get it out!!! Ok, there is quite alot in the kong but it still doesn't justify stuffing 3 big ones in there to make it impossible... Anyways, I'm giving up... time for a snooze. Afterall, my 3 lazy siblings are snoozing since after their meal...

I hate shower time...

Had a great time at the park, but there's a price to pay...

Whenever I roll myself around or play rough with my pal, my MaMa will shower me. She says I'm so dirty so I have to be bathed in order to sleep on the bed... I HATE IT!!! Why can't she see it?! Everytime she brings out the bathrobe, I will hide in a corner, under the table or ask PaPa to protect me... Speaking of PaPa, he always listens to MaMa when it comes to my shower time... Humph... I wonder how I can train him to protect me... (I'll surf the net after this post)

As if getting all wet is not bad enough, she makes me wear this ridiculous looking bathrobe!!! What the @%*&, I look ridiculous!!! Wet & Ridiculous...



Need I say more???!!!

Sunday outting

Quick quick quick... I shout to my MaMa & PaPa... They promise me an outting @ West Coast with lotsa FOOD to be won & dogs to rough it out with. Why are they moving so slow???

When we finally got there, MaMa told me the cookie eating contest was over!!! I was devastated... I can see her mouth moving, as if trying to tell me something but I can't seem to hear anything... I think I'm gonna pass out... There's NO food, NO big cookie that they promised me...

Woof woof, I think MaMa just wet me down with some ice water... Thank goodness, I thought I will never wake up again...

Ok, since there's no cookie eating contest, I better start sniffing out the free samples & goodie bags. K, manage to find a few. I waited patiently but but but... MaMa say I can only eat it when we get home?!! All my hard work...

I heard MaMa asking about prizes for obstacle trials... shoots, I have this feeling that she is gonna make me work for some dry kibbles that will then be given away. What is she thinking??? In the hot sun??? She can't be serious!!! Oh oh oh no... She's pulling me towards the trial area... She's gonna make me practise!!! Let me make sure I'm rooted to the ground...

arrrrggggg... I can't seem to do it!!! The pole is closing up on me. I have to jump.






We waited around for the contest to begin but it took forever... MaMa decided to not wait anymore & we left... What in the dogs' world is she in??? Practise for 5 times in the hot sun, waited for 20mins & I only end up with a few pictures taken?!!

When we got home, MaMa must feel bad cos she immediately take out this HUGE tulang for me. What is she thinking again? After all the hard work just now, don't I deserve a easy meal like some nice tender & juicy beef cubes? What's with this tulang deal? Why is she making me work for my food, worse, there's no meat on it!!!

I don't know about you guys/gals, for me, its not a very fun day so far... Can't wait for 6pm to come so I can see my friends at the park...

All alone...

I knew it... I just knew it... MaMa & PaPa left the house at about 2pm & come back only at 6.15pm... I'm late for the park!!! No sense of timing... Talking about no sense of timing, why do I have to leave the park by 7pm just because they are going out to some party?!

I only get to eat my dinner (btw, very rush) at 7.30pm!!! I was thinking earlier that dinner will be served at 5pm!!!

Anyways, it sucks big time cos they are out again by 8.30pm... I know they will be home late cos I just know it... humph...

PS: MaMa didn't leave any treat behind before they went out!!! Angry, very Angry!!

Market day...

Today is gonna be a great day for me... arf arf arf (reads: FOOD FOOD FOOD)

We just went to the wet market for some fresh meat for me & I think MaMa got some lungs to dry as treats for me too!!!

K, I just confirmed, she is drying some treats for me... She is going to the friendly white machine. Everytime she does that, its good news for me... Yippee...

Now I just have to patiently wait 15hrs...

But of cos I know in about 6hr's time, I'll get some raw fish for dinner...

Lets go for some power nap, after all I was out for an hour with them on this marketing trip... zzzzzz

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